For decades—perhaps even centuries—lovers of literature have been separated into various warring camps. These include (but are not limited to) traditionalists vs. modernists; anglophiles vs. internationalists; genre lovers vs. genre-crossers; sentimentalists vs. ironists; narrativists vs. non-linear-ists; and even hardbacks vs. paperbacks. And, of course, the list could go on and on. Every few years brings a new movement, and its shiniest proponent, and of course a countervailing backlash against that movement (e.g., consider the current imbroglio for
and against memoir-as-only-marginally-truthful representation).
But I’ve got a new bellwether that I’m going to start using to divide all the literary-minded people I know. From now on, when I’m at a cocktail party, academic seminar, doctor’s waiting room, or in line at the Dunkin’ Donuts, I’m going to start asking people the question that will, for me, supercede all other literary sensibilities and barometers of taste:
So what do you think of Dow Mossman?
Right. That’s the new dividing line in modern literary culture. Try it for yourself. It’s absolutely foolproof. You’ll discover more about those literate people you’ve been hanging out with than in-depth discussion of any dozen Oprah books will reveal. For I’ve determined that it’s absolutely impossible to be neutral about Dow Mossman.
Most likely you’ll get one of three answers. The first (and most common) will be: “I don’t recognize the name.” OK. That’s a fair response, and not cause for dismissive eye-rolling. Most people (myself included) have, until recently, been completely oblivious to the existence of Dow Mossman.

(I discovered his book only after recently watching the documentary film by Mark Moskowitz entitled
Stone Reader—a film that engendered a mini-Renaissance of interest in the Cedar Rapids-based Mossman and his lone literary salvo.)
But the real fun begins when you find someone who is familiar with Mossman’s work. Well, “familiar” is too soft for what happens when you encounter Mossman’s magnum opus (OK: his only opus),
The Stones of Summer. To have read this work is to undergo something beyond the common experience of reading. Mossman’s words leave an imprint on the mind like a branding iron seers a cattle’s rump. But the bovine metaphor is, upon reflection, too sedate, even though this book takes place mostly in the Middle-American agricultural heartland.
So let’s try a different nature metaphor. You don’t leaf through
The Stones of Summer. You are carried through a rushing river of verbal whitewater, wondering if there are large jutting rocks that might harm you (there are; many). You’re not sure if you are having fun flailing about in the torrent—or simply screaming out of anxiety, but you do feel, well,
different than you usually do.
But not everybody wants to feel that way. I clicked on Mossman’s book on Amazon.com to read the differing reviews, and that’s when I began to get a taste of how thoroughly un-neutral his readers were. “What a monumental waste of time,” wrote one reviewer. Other reviewers were less kind: “Awful,” “Disturbed,” “Boring,” and “Impenetrable,” were common epithets. One reviewer went so far as to label Mossman a “psychotic” (and further imply that anyone who likes
The Stones of Summer shares in that diagnosis).
I haven’t seen anything like this kind of hostility among avid readers toward a work of literature since Thomas Pynchon’s most recent, thoroughly-exhausting novel
Against the Day (but it’s harder to come out publicly against Pynchon. The peer pressure to canonize him—and I happen to belong to that church, so I know whereof I speak—is extreme.)
And speaking of extreme, don’t get accidentally wedged in between two lovers of
The Stones of Summer, for they’ll crush you with their mutual zeal for the book. Many of the Amazon reviewers claimed without fear of calumny or contradiction that Mossman’s book is the greatest novel
ever written. Some reviewers seemed genuinely breathless in their ill-fated quest to articulate the book’s richness. The people who love this book have made it their mission to evangelize in the streets for the hermitic and little-known Mossman.
And both sides are absolutely convinced that the people who disagree with them are
crazy. Mossman’s fans think he’s a literary messiah, and they’ll brook no disagreement. His detractors think he’s an undisciplined product of a 60’s-MFA culture that prized weirdness over sense.
Who’s right? Well, as with all matters of artistic taste, there really is no absolute verdict. But if you ask me, one of these two camps has got Mossman perfectly pegged. He is, without doubt, what one of the aforementioned groups says he is.
I’m keeping my opinion to myself, however. If I were to reveal it, half of you reading this would find me grossly misguided, and half of you would want to buy me a drink for having the courage to endorse your opinion. Half’s not bad, but I’m not secure enough to go through life being thought crazy by every other person I meet.